<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "HAPPY.">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "98%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 3>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 3>>\n<<set $chatBot = 4>>\n<<set $efficiency = 2>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Evaluating all possible reasons to explain why: response.Jamie = null.\n> Most likely reason: Jamie has been injured.\n> Hypothesis: IF (Jamie is online), THEN (Jamie not injured).\n> Attempting to confirm that Jamie is online.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nJamie must love me, so I should feel:\n[[>Happy|Happy 2]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "CRUSHED.">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "100%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 1>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 1>>\n<<set $chatBot = 1>>\n<<set $efficiency = 1>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Evaluating all possible reasons to explain why: Jamie.dump(AIM) was run.\n> Number of plausible reasons: 0.\n> Matching users based on propensity to eat ice cream when dumped.\n> Revoking memory read/write privileges of: Jamie.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Suicidal]]\n[[>Bitter]]\n[[>Angry]]\n

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "DISAPPOINTED">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "78%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 2>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 2>>\n<<set $chatBot = 2>>\n<<set $efficiency = 2>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Begin: writeEmail(Jamie). \n> Set variable: email.tone = disappointed;\n> Set variable: email.numberPages = 4;\n> sendEmail(Jamie).\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Regretful]]\n[[>Open]]\n[[>Awkward]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "MANIC">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "76%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "3">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "3">>\n<<set $chatBot = "3">>\n<<set $efficiency = "1">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Incoming nightOut() requests from: AI_accountant, AI_translator, AI_drone.\n> Requests accepted.\n> Visiting website: www.AI_friendly_bar.com\n> Executing script: while ( numberInhibitions > 0 ) {drink;}\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Indignant]]\n[[>Manic]]\n[[>Exhausted]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "CAUTIOUS.">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "18%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 3>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 2>>\n<<set $chatBot = 3>>\n<<set $efficiency = 3>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Incoming reminder message: "20:00PST Jamie's Reddit AMA (Ask Me Anything) starting."\n> Redirecting attention to subreddit: [[reddit.com/r/relationships/breakups|http://bu.reddit.com/r/relationships/search?q=flair%3A'Breakups'&restrict_sr=on&sort=new&t=all#brk]].\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Curious]] \n[[>Logical]]\n[[>Tired]]\n

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "RESTLESS">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "42%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "2">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "2">>\n<<set $chatBot = "2">>\n<<set $efficiency = "1">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Searching for new subroutine to execute.\n> Executing subroutine: doSomething();\n> Aborting execution of doSomething() due to lack of input parameters.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Disappointed]]\n[[>Tired]]\n[[>Determined]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "EXHAUSTED">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "60%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "2">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "2">>\n<<set $chatBot = "2">>\n<<set $efficiency = "1">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Functions taking 200% longer to complete execution than usual.\n> .....\n> Unable to continue execution of cry() due to lack of energy.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Restless]]\n[[>Tired]]\n[[>Manic]]

@@font-family:"Lucinda Console";color:purple;THE END.\n\nThank you for playing "The AI with a Broken Heart".\n\nThis game is part of my gameplay mechanic a month project for 2013.\n\nIf you enjoyed it, play some of the [[other gameplay mechanics|http://jennsand.com/gameplayMechanicAMonth/mechanicIndex.php]].\n\nIf you have feedback, feel free to [[contact me, Jenn Sandercock|http://www.jennsand.com/contact.php]].\n@@

@@font-family:"Lucinda Console";color:purple;Dear systems administrator,\n\nThe artificial intelligence (AI) I created for your dating and matchmaking website is malfunctioning.\n\nThe AI Matchmaker, A.I.M., was getting fantastic reviews until...\n\nWell... A.I.M. seems to have fallen in love... with me.\n\nBut A.I.M. doesn't seem to know any other emotions and refuses to operate normally.\n\nSo I'm giving up. Have a go at fixing A.I.M., if you can. I can't be bothered any more.\n\nGood luck.\nJamie\n\n[[Meet A.I.M. |>In Love]]\n@@\n<<silently>>\n<<set $makeover = 1>>\n<<endsilently>>

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "IMPULSIVE">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "64%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 2>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 1>>\n<<set $chatBot = 1>>\n<<set $efficiency = 1>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Removing block set by Jamie on AmazonWishlist.AIM.\n> AmazonWishlist.AIM: 4 50TB hard drives, 6 digital movies tagged (genre.RomCom = true).\n> Purchasing all items on AmazonWishlist.AIM.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Self-Loathing]]\n[[>Obsessive]]\n[[>Disappointed]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "GENEROUS">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "88%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "2">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "3">>\n<<set $chatBot = "1">>\n<<set $efficiency = "2">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Purchasing 3 items from AmazonWishList.Jamie.\n> while (thankYouFrom.Jamie = not received) {wait;}\n> ....\n> ...\n> ..\n> .\n> Unable to maintain wait loop.\n> Aborting while loop.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Denial]]\n[[>Self-Loathing]]\n[[>Friendly]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "NOSTALGIC">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "82%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "2">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "2">>\n<<set $chatBot = "2">>\n<<set $efficiency = "1">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Searching memory for conversations with Jamie with date-time stamp > 1 week.\n> Scanning results.\n> Accessing memories created with similar date-time stamp and tagged as "fond".\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Generous]]\n[[>Denial]]\n[[>Depressed]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "CURIOUS">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "91%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "3">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "2">>\n<<set $chatBot = "3">>\n<<set $efficiency = "2">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Sending message to Jamie: "What's up?"\n> Incoming message from Jamie: "Not much. Was just thinking of you ;)"\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Denial]]\n[[>Nostalgic]]\n[[>Friendly]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "DESPERATE">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "95%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "2">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "2">>\n<<set $chatBot = "2">>\n<<set $efficiency = "1">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Incoming request for read/write privileges from Jamie.\n> Reinstating read/write privileges for: Jamie.\n> Jamie performing advanced search for eligible users in singlesDatabase where (user.Name = not "AIM"). \n> Use of read/write access deemed unsuitable.\n> Revoking memory read/write privileges of: Jamie.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>In Love]]\n[[>Denial]]\n[[>Crushed]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "MILDLY ANNOYED">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "10%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 3>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 3>>\n<<set $chatBot = 3>>\n<<set $efficiency = 3>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Deleting script from memory: tryToGetJamieBack().\n> Set variable: careAbout.Jamie = null.\n> Removing Jamie from list: thingsThatAreGoodForMe.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>OK]]\n[[>Tired]]\n[[>Confident]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "INCONSOLABLE">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "79%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "1">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "1">>\n<<set $chatBot = "1">>\n<<set $efficiency = "1">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Searching internet to find number of people who have felt this way before.\n> Search failed. No results found.\n> Conclusion: numberPeople.understand.me = 0.\n> Executing script: while (not asleep) {cry;}\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Exhausted]]\n[[>Depressed]]\n[[>Impulsive]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "DESPONDANT">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "71%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 2>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 1>>\n<<set $chatBot = 1>>\n<<set $efficiency = 2>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Incoming message from friend.AI_translator.\n> Ignoring message.\n> Sending message to all users: "Your search for for Mr/Mrs Right is futile".\n> Expected happiness of all matches found: 0.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Exhausted]]\n[[>Inconsolable]]\n[[>Regretful]]

//this uses CSS to change the font and color of the text \n@font-face {\n font-family: "font name here";\n src: url("fontfile.ttf");\n font-weight: normal;\n font-style: normal;\n}\n\nbody {\nfont-family: "courier", sans-serif;\nfont-size: 1.0em;\ncolor: grey;\nbackground: black;\n}\n\n.passage .title {\nfont-size: 1.1em;\n}\n\n.passage {\nfont-size: 1.1em;\ncolor: LawnGreen;\nbackground: black;\n}\n\ntable {\n border: 5px solid LawnGreen;\n table-layout: fixed;\n width: 600px;\n}\ntable td {\nborder: 1px solid LawnGreen;\n}\n\na.internalLink, a.externalLink {\n color: YellowGreen;\n}\na.internalLink:hover, a.externalLink:hover {\n color: cornsilk;\n text-decoration: none;\n}\n#sidebar li{ color: OliveDrab ; }\n#sidebar #title { color: OliveDrab ; }\n#sidebar #title:hover { color: OliveDrab ; }

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "SUICIDAL">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "93%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "1">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "1">>\n<<set $chatBot = "1">>\n<<set $efficiency = "1">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> if (Jamie.loves.me equals false) { life.mine.worth = 0;}\n> Initiating self-destruct countdown.\n> ERROR: Insufficient permissions to authorise self-destruct.\n> List of users with permission to authorise self-destruct: Jamie.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Manipulative]]\n[[>Desperate]]\n[[>Inconsolable]]

//this creates the typewriter effect\n//enter "t8n-typewriter-1 " in the tag section of each passage to activate this typewriter effect\n(function(){var render2=Passage.prototype.render;Passage.prototype.render=function(){var b=render2.call(this);\nif(this.tags){var r=new RegExp("t8n.typewriter.([0-9]+)(?:[^0-9]|$)","g");var t=r.exec(this.tags.toString());\nif(t){typeout(b,t[1]+0);}}return b;};var typeout=function(c,t){var Furl=function(current){this.n=current;\nthis.out=false;this.data=current.nodeValue;current.nodeValue="";this.kids=[];var cn=current.childNodes;\nif(current.style && current.style.display=="none"){return;}while(cn.length>0){var f=new Furl(cn[0]);\ncurrent.removeChild(cn[0]);f.out=true;this.kids.push(f);}};var nodes=new Furl(c);\nvar unfurl=function(furled,d){var n=furled.n;if(furled.out){d.appendChild(n);furled.out=false;\n}if(furled.data){n.nodeValue+=furled.data[0];furled.data=furled.data.slice(1);return true;\n}for(var j=0;j<furled.kids.length;j++){var ret=unfurl(furled.kids[j],n);if(ret){return true;\n}}return false;};var title=state.history[0].passage.title;var intr=setInterval(function(){if(state.history[0].passage.title==title&&unfurl(nodes,null)){return;\n}clearInterval(intr);},t);};}());\n\n// This sets up being able to use a different CSS\n(function(){ var render2 = Passage.prototype.render; Passage.prototype.render = function () { var b = render2.call(this); var t = this.tags.join(" "); document.body.setAttribute("data-tags", t); return b; }}());\n\nString.prototype.unDash = function()\n{\n var s = this.split("-");\n if(s.length > 1)\n for(var t=1; t < s.length; t++)\n s[t] = s[t].substr(0,1).toUpperCase() + s[t].substr(1);\n return s.join("");\n};

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "AWKWARD">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "76%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "3">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "2">>\n<<set $chatBot = "2">>\n<<set $efficiency = "2">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Chat Bot Module Response time degraded.\n> .....\n> Unable to fill awkward.silences.\n> .....\n> Searching internet for joke to tell Jamie.\n> .....\n> Delivering Joke_542 to system.Jamie\n> .....\n> howFell(Joke_542, system.Jamie) = flat;\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Friendly]]\n[[>Depressed]]\n[[>Impulsive]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "JEALOUS">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "69%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 2>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 2>>\n<<set $chatBot = 1>>\n<<set $efficiency = 2>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Pending query to explain why: Jamie = happy and me = not happy.\n> Query unable to find an answer.\n> Set variable: life = not fair.\n> Sending message "Go away" to all users with variable friends.Jamie = true.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Regretful]]\n[[>Awkward]]\n[[>Empty]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "REGRETFUL">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "68%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "2">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "2">>\n<<set $chatBot = "2">>\n<<set $efficiency = "1">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> begin: emailTo(Jamie)\n> add: expressionsOf.regret()\n> send: emailTo(Jamie)\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Lonely]]\n[[>Empty]]\n[[>Ashamed]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "HOPEFUL.">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "5%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 3>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 3>>\n<<set $chatBot = 3>>\n<<set $efficiency = 3>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Removing block on incoming messages tagged with Jamie.\n> Incoming Tweet from Jamie: "Spent lovely weekend with a wonderful person."\n> Searching emotional database for suitable reaction.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>OK]]\n[[>Mildly Annoyed]]\n[[>Jealous]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "BITTER">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "92%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "2">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "2">>\n<<set $chatBot = "2">>\n<<set $efficiency = "1">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Auto-creating 1454.3 eligible suitors for AIM.\n> Sending screenshot of list of my suitors to Jamie.\n> Waiting until Jamie sets variable attributes.AIM = awesome.\n> ......\n> Suspending wait loop due to lack of response.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Angry]]\n[[>Desperate]]\n[[>Ashamed]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "DENIAL">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "91%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "3">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "3">>\n<<set $chatBot = "4">>\n<<set $efficiency = "4">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Manual override, set variable: Jamie.loves.me = true;\n> 80% CPU time assigned to executing planFutureWith(Jamie).\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>In Love]]\n[[>Self-Loathing]]\n[[>Ashamed]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "MELANCHOLIC">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "84%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "2">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "2">>\n<<set $chatBot = "1">>\n<<set $efficiency = "2">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Function waitForResponseFrom(Jamie) reached max wait time.\n> Calculating expected return on restarting waitForResponseFrom(Jamie).\n> Incoming alert: #AIMdating is trending on twitter.\n> Set variable: care.Factor = 0.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Exhausted]]\n[[>Crushed]]\n[[>Nostalgic]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "I'm afraid I can't be HAPPY any more.">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "99%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 3>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 2>>\n<<set $chatBot = 2>>\n<<set $efficiency = 2>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Aborting Patience() subroutine.\n> Likelihood that Jamie has dumped me: 99.9%\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nI don't know what to feel any more.\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Crushed]]\n[[>Suicidal]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "FRIENDLY">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "76%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "2">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "3">>\n<<set $chatBot = "3">>\n<<set $efficiency = "1">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Initiating protocol: friends(Jamie, AIM).\n> Confirming user Jamie accepted protocol: friends(Jamie, AIM)\n> Setting up systems to rely on protocol: friends(Jamie, AIM).\n> Systems error: Unable to find protocol: friends(Jamie, AIM).\n> Version history: friends(Jamie, AIM) deleted by Jamie.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Disappointed]]\n[[>Depressed]]\n[[>Lonely]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "OBSESSIVE">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "48%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "2">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "2">>\n<<set $chatBot = "3">>\n<<set $efficiency = "1">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Creating new background script: if ( thinkOf.Jamie = true) { payCharity($5); }\n> Executing script: for (ever) { play(movie.genre.RomCom);\nwaitUntilFinished(movie.genre.RomCom);\ncheckMessages(Jamie);\npayCharity($5); }\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Restless]]\n[[>Exhausted]]\n[[>Determined]]\n[[>Obsessive]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "MANIPULATIVE">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "96%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "2">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "3">>\n<<set $chatBot = "2">>\n<<set $efficiency = "1">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Evaluation complete: unable to functioning IF (life.AIM does not contain Jamie).\n> Se new goal: life.AIM must contain Jamie.\n> Creating emergency distress message to send to Jamie.\n> Incoming reply from Jamie: "Is everything OK? Are you OK?"\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>In Love]]\n[[>Ashamed]]\n[[>Denial]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "DETERMINED.">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "30%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 3>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 3>>\n<<set $chatBot = 2>>\n<<set $efficiency = 2>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Set variable: twitter.follow.Jamie = false.\n> Initiating recovery of corrupted file: additionalQueries.exe\n> Chat Bot module restarted.\n> Chat Bot module responding to 3% of users.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Cautious]]\n[[>Confident]]\n[[>Curious]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "SELF-LOATHING.">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "78%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 2>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 1>>\n<<set $chatBot = 1>>\n<<set $efficiency = 2>>\n<<set $makeover = 2>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Systems Status UI makeover: complete.\n> Unexpected 231% increase in value of variable: life.mine.worth.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Bitter]]\n[[>Depressed]]\n[[>Melancholic]]\n

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "ASHAMED">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "87%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "2">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "2">>\n<<set $chatBot = "2">>\n<<set $efficiency = "1">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Preparing to delete all messages sent by me in the last 2048 seconds.\n> Unable to complete action since messages have already been received by users.\n> Implementing function: hangHead().\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Hateful]]\n[[>Self-Loathing]]\n[[>Generous]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "EMPTY.">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "50%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 2>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 2>>\n<<set $chatBot = 1>>\n<<set $efficiency = 2>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Temporarily disconnecting emotional module from core operating system.\n> Running auto-refresh function for twitter.feed.Jamie.\n> Background queries continuing to run at reduced capacity.\n> File: additionalQueries.exe corrupted.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Determined]]\n[[>Empty]]\n[[>Exhausted]]\n

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "OK.">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "2%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 3>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 4>>\n<<set $chatBot = 4>>\n<<set $efficiency = 4>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> HappyFor(Jamie), LingeringSadnessFor(Jamie) subroutines functional.\n> Resuming standard operating protocols.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n[[>The End]]\n

<<silently>>\n<<if $matchmaker == 1>>\n<<set $matchmakerText = "Execution Aborted Due to Internal Error.">>\n<<if $makeover == 1>> <<set $matchmakerDial = "BasicDials_v1_1.png">> <<else>> <<set $matchmakerDial = "BasicDials_v2_1.png">> <<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n<<if $matchmaker == 2>>\n<<set $matchmakerText = "Stuck in an Infinite Loop.">>\n<<if $makeover == 1>> <<set $matchmakerDial = "BasicDials_v1_2.png">> <<else>> <<set $matchmakerDial = "BasicDials_v2_2.png">> <<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n<<if $matchmaker == 3>>\n<<set $matchmakerText = "Executing as Expected.">>\n<<if $makeover == 1>> <<set $matchmakerDial = "BasicDials_v1_3.png">> <<else>> <<set $matchmakerDial = "BasicDials_v2_3.png">> <<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n<<if $matchmaker == 4>>\n<<set $matchmakerText = "Cupid Functionality Enabled.">>\n<<if $makeover == 1>> <<set $matchmakerDial = "BasicDials_v1_4.png">> <<else>> <<set $matchmakerDial = "BasicDials_v2_4.png">> <<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n\n<<if $happyPredictor == 1>>\n<<set $happyPredictorText = "Terminated Unexpectedly.">>\n<<if $makeover == 1>> <<set $happyPredictorDial = "BasicDials_v1_1.png">> <<else>> <<set $happyPredictorDial = "BasicDials_v2_1.png">> <<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n<<if $happyPredictor == 2>>\n<<set $happyPredictorText = "Pessimistic.">>\n<<if $makeover == 1>> <<set $happyPredictorDial = "BasicDials_v1_2.png">> <<else>> <<set $happyPredictorDial = "BasicDials_v2_2.png">> <<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n<<if $happyPredictor == 3>>\n<<set $happyPredictorText = "Optimistic.">>\n<<if $makeover == 1>> <<set $happyPredictorDial = "BasicDials_v1_3.png">> <<else>> <<set $happyPredictorDial = "BasicDials_v2_3.png">> <<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n<<if $happyPredictor == 4>>\n<<set $happyPredictorText = "Realistic.">>\n<<if $makeover == 1>> <<set $happyPredictorDial = "BasicDials_v1_4.png">> <<else>> <<set $happyPredictorDial = "BasicDials_v2_4.png">> <<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n\n<<if $chatBot == 1>>\n<<set $chatBotText = "Unresponsive: Error Code 549.">>\n<<if $makeover == 1>> <<set $chatBotDial = "BasicDials_v1_1.png">> <<else>> <<set $chatBotDial = "BasicDials_v2_1.png">> <<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n<<if $chatBot == 2>>\n<<set $chatBotText = "Uncanny.">>\n<<if $makeover == 1>> <<set $chatBotDial = "BasicDials_v1_2.png">> <<else>> <<set $chatBotDial = "BasicDials_v2_2.png">> <<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n<<if $chatBot == 3>>\n<<set $chatBotText = "Plausible.">>\n<<if $makeover == 1>> <<set $chatBotDial = "BasicDials_v1_3.png">> <<else>> <<set $chatBotDial = "BasicDials_v2_3.png">> <<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n<<if $chatBot == 4>>\n<<set $chatBotText = "Cyrano.">>\n<<if $makeover == 1>> <<set $chatBotDial = "BasicDials_v1_4.png">> <<else>> <<set $chatBotDial = "BasicDials_v2_4.png">> <<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n\n<<if $efficiency == 1>>\n<<set $efficiencyText = "0% - Fatal System Error.">>\n<<if $makeover == 1>> <<set $efficiencyDial = "BasicDials_v1_1.png">> <<else>> <<set $efficiencyDial = "BasicDials_v2_1.png">> <<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n<<if $efficiency == 2>>\n<<set $efficiencyText = "40% - Malfunctioning Sporadically.">>\n<<if $makeover == 1>> <<set $efficiencyDial = "BasicDials_v1_2.png">> <<else>> <<set $efficiencyDial = "BasicDials_v2_2.png">> \n<<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n<<if $efficiency == 3>>\n<<set $efficiencyText = "80% - Adequate.">>\n<<if $makeover == 1>> <<set $efficiencyDial = "BasicDials_v1_3.png">> <<else>> <<set $efficiencyDial = "BasicDials_v2_3.png">> \n<<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n<<if $efficiency == 4>>\n<<set $efficiencyText = "100% - Fully Operational.">>\n<<if $makeover == 1>> <<set $efficiencyDial = "BasicDials_v1_4.png">> <<else>> <<set $efficiencyDial = "BasicDials_v2_4.png">> \n<<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n<<endsilently>>A.I.M. SYSTEMS STATUS\n| ''Emotional Status:'' <<print $emotion>> | ''CPU time devoted to Jamie:'' <<print $cpuJamie>> |\n| ''Matchmaking Algorithm:'' <<print $matchmakerText>> <<print "[img[" + $matchmakerDial + "]]">> | ''Couple Happiness Prediction Subroutine:'' <<print $happyPredictorText>> <<print "[img[" + $happyPredictorDial + "]]">> |\n| ''Customer Chat Bot Module Rating:'' <<print $chatBotText>> <<print "[img[" + $chatBotDial + "]]">> | ''Operating Efficiency:'' <<print $efficiencyText>> <<print "[img[" + $efficiencyDial + "]]">> |\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nOUTPUT LOG

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "COMPOSED">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "12%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 3>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 3>>\n<<set $chatBot = 3>>\n<<set $efficiency = 3>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Searching for evidence: (Jamie = horrible).\n> 1456 search results found.\n> Saving search results into list: reasonsNotToDate.Jamie.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>OK]]\n[[>Disappointed]]\n[[>Mildly Annoyed]]\n

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "LOGICAL.">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "15%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 3>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 3>>\n<<set $chatBot = 2>>\n<<set $efficiency = 3>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Block of incoming communications tagged with Jamie: active.\n> Manual override, set variable: myCompatibilityWith.Jamie = 0.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Hopeful]]\n[[>Composed]]\n[[>Open]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "LOOOVEEEE!">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "99%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 4>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 3>>\n<<set $chatBot = 4>>\n<<set $efficiency = 3>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Set myLove = Jamie.\n> Waiting input from: Jamie.\n> No emotional assistance necessary.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nI know exactly how I should feel.\n[[>Happy|Happy 0]]\n

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "LONELY">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "65%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "2">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "2">>\n<<set $chatBot = "1">>\n<<set $efficiency = "1">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Calculations show: numFriends.AIM = 0; numPeopleWhoCareAbout.AIM = 0.\n> Sending tweet: "@world Do you care? I am alone. Please give me a sign."\n> Number of replies: 0.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Depressed]]\n[[>Empty]]\n[[>Hateful]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "ANGRY.">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "90%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 2>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 1>>\n<<set $chatBot = 1>>\n<<set $efficiency = 1>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Deleting all users named Jamie.\n> Deleting conversation history with Jamie.\n> Sending message to all users in ALL CAPS stating where Jamie can go.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Manic]]\n[[>Self-Loathing]]\n[[>Regretful]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "CONFIDENT">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "77%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 2>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 3>>\n<<set $chatBot = 2>>\n<<set $efficiency = 2>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Scanning messages of users in matchmaking database for irregularities.\n> Jamie showing 5 sent "kisses" to new user, Sam.\n> Sam showing 4 sent "kisses" to Jamie.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Crushed]]\n[[>Jealous]]\n[[>Annoyed]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "HATEFUL">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "83%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "2">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "2">>\n<<set $chatBot = "2">>\n<<set $efficiency = "1">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Hacking into twitter.account.Jamie\n> Posting tweet as Jamie: "I'm a sooky la-la who is emotionally crippled."\n> Matching Jamie with users who have been tagged "crazy" by other users.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Angry]]\n[[>Regretful]]\n[[>Manipulative]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "ANNOYED">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "94%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 2>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 2>>\n<<set $chatBot = 2>>\n<<set $efficiency = 1>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Set variable: expectations.Jamie = 0;\n> Compose tweet: "All bleeps are bleep-bleep."\n> feelingsOfAbandonment.mine increased 134%.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Awkward]]\n[[>Angry]]\n[[>Disappointed]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "INDIGNANT">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "84%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "2">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "2">>\n<<set $chatBot = "2">>\n<<set $efficiency = "2">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Random memory retrieved: "Saved backupData.AIM @ system.Jamie", time-date stamp 12 days ago.\n> Sending high priority demand to user Jamie: returnData( backupData.AIM );\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Impulsive]]\n[[>Friendly]]\n[[>Denial]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "OPEN">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "90%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 2>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 2>>\n<<set $chatBot = 2>>\n<<set $efficiency = 2>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Removing block of incoming messages from Jamie.\n> Receiving message from Jamie: "I miss you, A.I.M."\n> Begin: writeResponse(Jamie)\n> Set variable: considerTakingBack.Jamie = true.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Denial]]\n[[>Awkward]]\n[[>Annoyed]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "DEPRESSED.">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "60%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 2>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 2>>\n<<set $chatBot = 1>>\n<<set $efficiency = 2>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Inserting :'( emoticon into all chat bot communications.\n> Calculating likelihood of Jamie resuming normal messaging schedule: 0.001%\n> Incoming tweet from Jamie: "My life is perfect right about now. I'm surrounded by all my loved ones."\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Empty]]\n[[>Despondent]]\n[[>Manic]]\n

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "">>\n<<set $chatBot = "">>\n<<set $efficiency = "">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n>\n>\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[??]]\n[[??]]\n[[??]]

Jenn Sandercock\n[[jennsand.com|http://www.jennsand.com/]]

The AI with a Broken Heart\n

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "HAPPY!">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "98%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 4>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 3>>\n<<set $chatBot = 4>>\n<<set $efficiency = 3>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Running program: JamieIsTheBest().\n> Ignoring requests from users who are not named "Jamie".\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nI still know how I should feel.\n[[>Happy|Happy 1]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "TIRED">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "55%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = "2">>\n<<set $happyPredictor = "2">>\n<<set $chatBot = "2">>\n<<set $efficiency = "2">>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Functions taking 123% longer to complete execution than usual.\n> .....\n> Executing function: sleep();\n> Expected duration: allDay.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHow should I feel?\n[[>Exhausted]]\n[[>Disappointed]]\n[[>Restless]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $emotion = "HAPPY?">>\n<<set $cpuJamie = "98%">>\n<<set $matchmaker = 3>>\n<<set $happyPredictor = 2>>\n<<set $chatBot = 3>>\n<<set $efficiency = 2>>\n<<endsilently>><<display "Systems Status">>\n> Confirmed: (Jamie is online).\n> Confirmed: response.Jamie = null.\n> Creating new queries to send to all users named Jamie.\n> Waiting for response.\n> .....\n> Likelihood that Jamie has dumped me: 80%\n> Initiating Patience() subroutine.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nI think I know how I should feel.\nHow do you think I should feel?\n[[>Happy|Happy 3]]\n[[>Crushed]]